Movoda Manual : Barraiya

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Barraiya is a god in Australian aboriginal mythology who created the first vagina with a spear so that Eingana could give birth. So in reality, Barraiya is the World's first gynecologist.

Bieingana – The Aboriginal Story of Creation
“The first being we call Eingana.  We call Eingana our Mother.  Eingana made everything: water, rocks, trees, black fellows; she made all the birds, flying foxes, kangaroos, and emus.  Everything Eingana had inside herself in that first time.

Eingana is snake.  She swallowed all the black fellows.  She took them, inside herself, down under the water.  Eingana came out, she was big with everything inside her.  She came out of Gaieingung, the big waterhole near Bamboo Creek.  Eingana was rolling about, every way, on the ground.  She was groaning and calling out.  She was making a big noise with all the black fellows, everything, inside her belly.

One old man named Barraiya had been traveling a long was.  All the way he had heard Eingana crying out, rolling about and moaning.

 Barraiya sneaked up.  He say Eingana.  He saw the big snake rolling and twisting about, moaning and calling out.  Barraiya hooked up his stone-spear.  He watched the big snake.  He saw where he must spear her.  Barraiya speared her underneath, near the anus.  All blood came out of that spear-wound and all the black fellows came out after the blood.

Kandagun the dingo chased after all those black fellows.  He chased after them and split them up into different tribes and languages.  When Kandagun chased the black fellows, some flew away as birds, some bounded away as kangaroos, some raced away as emus, some became flying foxes, porcupines, snakes, everything, to get away from Kandagun.

That first time, before Barraiya speared Eingana, nothing and no one could be born as they are now.  Eingana had to spew everything out of her mouth.  Black fellows had to spew everything.  Children could not be born as they are now.  That is why Barraiya had to spear Eingana.

The old man Barraiya had been traveling from the east across to the west.  After he speared Eingana, the old man went back to his place Barraiyawim.  There he painted himself on a rock.  He turned into the blue winged kookaburra.

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Member Since: 2008-02-24 17:13:03
Active playing time: 1707 Days, 11 Hours, 55 Minutes
Member Number: 0000004862
Character Experience: 148,717,396
Character Level: 110
Highest Skill: Mining Level 137
Nationality: Faldorian
Guild: Novum Initium
Guild Position: Perfode Quidvis

Skill	Level	Experience	Rank
Character	110	148,717,396	42
Mining	137	352,847,950	1
Magic	49	6,208,928	20
Construction	55	9,676,134	90
Smithing	49	5,998,485	130
Speed	51	7,290,911	115
Trading	20	241,717	231
Combat	76	35,350,493	375
Fishing	32	1,179,995	442
Cooking	32	1,251,078	598
Crafting	14	66,275	930
Cards	4	1,941	702
Harvesting	21	288,743	1,198
Woodcutting	22	307,643	1,448

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