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Perseus


Member Since: 2009-11-23 12:23:28
Active playing time: 28 Days, 19 Hours, 52 Minutes
Member Number: 0000011948
Character Experience: 970,114
Character Level: 30
Highest Skill: Fishing Level 35
Nationality: Faldorian

Perseus's Skills
Monsters killed by Perseus


What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!